JOKES

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Once upon a time Lord sent two of the gods to earth to inquire about the present situation. Both of them studied everything and at last went back to heaven. Everybody eagerly asked them the utility of their visit. They said that they saw two new things. "One is everybody says this is mine, that is mine and the second one is quarrel". As they were asked further about it they said that they need to demonstrate it. A golden box was kept. One god will come and demand the material to be his own. The other will do the same. Hence, the quarrel will start.

    On the fateful time one god went near the box and said, "It's mine". The other immediately replied," Yours, then take it."      
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